We are back, folks! After a Penn State win against Michigan State, the boys are in blue for the final time this season. Whether you’re watching from home, watching from the stands, or not watching at all, it’s officially time to start drinking!

• It’s a 7 p.m. kickoff, so we have to start early! As soon as you wake up, start pumping some “Shots” by LMFAO and take one! No excuses.
• If you stayed at school for the game, or traveled into town for it, take a sip!
• If you went home and aren’t going to the game, take a shot! We needed you.
  • Take two if you couldn’t sell your ticket for more than fifteen dollars…
• If you’re an alum watching from home, take a shot! We miss you!
• Every time someone brings up Terry Smith crying, take a sip. We adore that man.
• If you hate Virginia Tech more now, take multiple sips.
  • If you love Virginia Tech now, take a sip.
• If the student section is empty, take a shot. Y’all couldn’t have stayed one more day?
• Every time you see Drew Allar scootering around, take a sip.
• If you’re excited for Thanksgiving, take a shot.
• If you’re thankful for Smith, take a shot.
• Every time someone says they should hire Smith as head coach, take a sip.
  • If you’re against it, also take a sip.
• If you’re reading this without a drink in your hand, fix that.
• Once the game starts, take a swig.
• If you saw the clip of Matt Rhule complaining about the time of kickoff, start shotgunning.
• If we keep handing the ball to Kaytron Allen, take a shot, that’s our best play.
• If Grunkemeyer starts throwing absolute dimes, take a shot; he’s killing it.
• If there’s a group of shirtless men gathering, take a shot.
• Every time there’s a camera shot of Smith, take a sip.
• If Nick Singleton has another great game, take a shot.
  • Bonus shot every touchdown he gets.
• If you leave the game early or turn it off, drink water.
• If Smith locks in his first at-home win, take a shot!
  • If the team loses, take a shot and mentally prepare yourself for Rutgers!

As always, folks, have fun and drink responsibly.