Another Penn State football weekend means another round of gameday posts.

With Homecoming Week and Wisconsin coming to Happy Valley, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to add a few more pictures to folks’ social media feeds.

So, whether you’re posting from the tailgate lots, Beaver Stadium, or anywhere in between, here are a few captions to consider.

We’ll let you choose which one is the best.

State Your Business — This one is a drinking game: Take a shot every time Penn State shows up on your feed on Saturday. (or anytime you hear a We Are chant).

Same State, different Saturday — If it works, don’t fix it.

WE ARE out of office — Please expect a response in three to five business days. But definitely not on Sunday.

State now, explain later — Future you can deal with the consequences.

5 p.m. kick, 9 a.m. decisions — The math makes perfect sense here, folks.

Bucky, you’re not in Madison anymore — There is absolutely no place like home. Unfortunately for Wisconsin, this isn’t theirs.

There’s no place like Happy Valley — This one’s for Luke Fickell. If you know, you know.

If these walls could tailgate — They’d probably plead the fifth.

No place I’d rather Beaver — Grammar left the tailgate hours ago.

The Valley called. We answered. — As if we were going to let it go to voicemail.

Homecoming? Never left. — Spiritually, at least.

Dear Old State, respectfully, you’ve done it again — No further comment.

A little State-dependent — Saturdays revolve around kickoff. And I like this one.

And last, but certainly not least.

It’s (insert time), and Michigan still sucks. — Imagine Wisconsin opening Instagram and seeing a caption about its own game and still having to read about Michigan. Brutal.

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