Last night, comedian Bill Cosby performed two shows at Eisenhower Auditorium (at 7:00 and 9:00 PM), displaying his strong grasp of stand-up comedy and, for the most part, showing that he has not actually lost his mind. This review is of the 9:00 show, although I am sure that the 7:00 show was very similar. […]
Recently, Penn State announced a few new ice cream flavors to be served at the Pennsylvania Inaugural Gala during this Tuesday’s Presidential Inauguration of renowned domestic terrorist and Socialist Barack Hussein O’bama. These “flavors” are called “BaRocky Road”, “Obama White House”, and “BidenBerry”, each with their own unique ingredients. So, what are these ingredients? Why […]
As many of you know, Green Man knows how to party. What you may not know, though, is that, despite being a certified party animal, Green Man has finals, just like all of us. So what does Green Man do when he needs to study? He goes to the Pattee Library, of course! Click inside […]
It ain’t easy being green (or brown, for that matter). When you’re green at Penn State, you stick out amongst a sea of blue and white. That’s how we at Onward State found our newest reporter: a man in a full-body green spandex suit known only as Green Man. Who is he and where does […]
The Daily Collegian reviewed the new Nickelback album, Dark Horse, in today’s edition of the paper. Now I had reviewed the same album about a week and a half ago, so it was a pleasure to see that someone on the Collegian staff shared my sentiments about Nickelback’s mediocrity and unoriginality. Until I read the […]