Day: January 16, 2009

Obama-Themed Ice Cream ‘A Sticky Situation’

Recently, Penn State announced a few new ice cream flavors to be served at the Pennsylvania Inaugural Gala during this Tuesday’s Presidential Inauguration of renowned domestic terrorist and Socialist Barack Hussein O’bama. These “flavors” are called “BaRocky Road”, “Obama White House”, and “BidenBerry”, each with their own unique ingredients. So, what are these ingredients? Why […]

In a Frat? In Smeal? Broz 4 Lyfe

We have the perfect plan for the frattier students in Smeal. Join Kappa Beta Phi, Wall Street’s premier fraternity. True, it’s Wall Street’s only fraternity, but premier nonetheless. The Wall Street Journal has an article featuring the organization. We thought it’d be fun to see how well Kappa Beta Phi lives up to the fraternity […]

Worst Night Ever

The CDT is perhaps most valuable for its coverage of police reports, specifically the alcohol related incidents. Is it in poor taste to say today’s top incident is humorous? Yes. But we’ll do it anyway. The story starts off innocently enough. A search was initiated Thursday night after Ferguson Township police were unable to locate […]

PA State Universities Saw Increased Donations

The AP reported yesterday that Pennsylvania’s 14 state-run universities raised 20% more donations in the 2007-08 fiscal year compared to the 2006-07 fiscal year. Roughly one-third of the contributions came from university alumni, while individuals donated 18 percent and organizations and corporations contributed 17 percent each. That’s only about 70%… where’d the rest come from? […]