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Author: Maggie McGlinchy

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Maggie McGlinchy

Senior. Print Journalism Major, Spanish Minor. My only childhood memory involves me playing with a toy circus car.

Realistic Parents Weekend Event Roundup

Not sure what to do with your parents this weekend? We combed through all the events going on this weekend and come up with a list of what to do and what to skip.

Realistic Advice for Sorority Recruitment

So the first day is over. You did a lot of sweating, gave a lot of dirty looks, and talked about being from a suburb of Philly about 15 million times already. But when you show up tomorrow, and girls have already dropped out and you can't stop freaking out that you have a reading quiz the next morning, you really start to think, "does this crap really work out like they say it will?"

Penn State Student Aspires to be Stinky-Man-Child-Living-In-A-Van This Semester

Yesterday, "7mgte" posted that he is seriously considered living in a van this semester to save some cash and just like, yanno, do it for shits and gigs. Oh but he also said he hopes this will help him focus on schoolwork and stay healthy. Of course, most commenters tore him apart, letting him know how moronic his plan was (and hello? smelly?). But some people brought up valid points.

9 Types of Guys You’ll Meet at Penn State

Freshman gals, the first day of classes is going to roll around sooner than you know it! But before you agree to take the white loop with some random guys you just met, make sure you brush up on what exactly you're getting yourself into

PSUACB Creator Gets Last Laugh

CollegeACB returned as PSUACB recently, but it wasn't as anonymous as you might have assumed.

I Don’t Care About Your Study Abroad

Remember when all your friends left to study abroad and it was so melodramatic, like "Ugh, what am I gonna do without you?! I'm gonna miss you so much, don't worry you're gonna have the time of your life!!" Vom. The truth is life went on just fine without all of them but you can't just say that. Because they're going to gush all about how "fabulous" and "cultural" life abroad was (tell me about hostels again, please!?) and you have to come up with some bullshit to reciprocate when they ask, "So what did I miss out on??"

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