Drunk, Sober, High
After countless times of being shanked by the metal chains lining the sidewalks thanks to groups not moving over, after countless times of being late to class because it was impossible to pass the texter walking aimlessly ahead, and after, dare I say it, countless indecisive, awkward passing issues, there has been enough sidewalk crime. It's time to take action and end terrible walking habits all over Penn State!
No Refund Theatre presents its first show of the season, The Girl Who Fell Through A Hole In Her Sweater. Show times are at 8:00 on Thursday and Friday night and 10:00 on Saturday Night in 111 Forum. Tickets are free and seating is on a first-come/first-serve basis.
Students who want to be part of the inaugural hockey season in Happy Valley will get their chance on September 10. Student season ticket for the 16 home games will go on sale in the HUB that day for $128, or $10 for individual game tickets.
There may not be a Football Eve celebration this year, but the athletic department is doing its best to get students excited for the start of the season in four days.
A few randomly selected Penn State students, faculty and staff will receive an email request to complete an online pilot culture survey about ethics and values so that Penn State can create an "aspirational document representing the type of university we want to be."
Following a recent study by San Francisco-based Lumosity, State College came in second place among America's smartest cities.