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Nick Johnson

Nick is a junior majoring in IST (the Internet) and CAS (saying things). He hopes to one day get paid to do this, but for now he is willing to do it for the fame. Besides writing for Onward State, he also puts things on the Internet here.

Music Venue Re-Opens

…but it’s not Chronic Town. Abba Java Coffee House will be hosting a  free concert this Friday at 7 p.m., featuring local acts, The Kalob Griffin Band, British Phil, and The Moros. This will be Abba Java’s first big concert since sometime back in 2006, when punk solo act Dave Melillo performed with PSU music […]

Overheard on Twitter

Oh sheesh yall, it’s gonna be off the hizzle!

Penn State: Giant Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Times are dire, my friends. I fear for our University. I mean look at what’s going on. First, we have Professor Michael Mann helping cover up evidence that the vast conspiracy known as “global warming” is completely made up. Still, I’m glad to have some conclusive evidence that global warming is a load of hogwash. […]

Dean Brady Spits Truth, Later Eats Donuts

As the Schreyer Honors College prepares to read the application essays of the incoming class of 2014, Dean Christian Brady posted this on the SHC website, giving his thoughts about what makes a person a scholar. For many people and institutions the pursuit of knowledge is an admirable end in and of itself. That is […]

Extra Hours to Procrastinate at Pattee and Paterno

Students who actually bother to study for finals will be excited to hear that Pattee and Paterno Libraries will be offering extended hours for finals week, as well as extra CATA Loop hours, sponsored by PSU Libraries and ITS. This is what you need to know: 12/6 – 12/18 @ 7:00 PM- 24 hour service […]

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