Author: Noel Purcell

About the Author

Noel Purcell

Noel Purcell is Onward State's Features Editor. He's a senior Supply Chain major, but is going to law school at some point in the future and masquerades as a writer for now. He continues to disappoint his ancestors by being a complete Irish stereotype. His email is [email protected] because there were no other Noels before him. His ex-wife got the good half of his bio in the divorce settlement.

The Best UPUA Election Write-In Candidates

The UPUA elections provided plenty of entertainment for students who chose to creatively use the write-in column.

Lionettes To Compete For Fourth Consecutive National Championship

The Penn State Lionettes are slowly putting together quite the dynasty, and will compete to defend their third consecutive National Championship this weekend.

OrderUp to Deliver Condoms, Lighters, and Red Bull

OrderUp's new LionMart will deliver condoms, lighters, and Red Bull among many other products.

Tobacco to Headline SOMA Arts Crawl, Also Featuring Mute Cities and Keegan Tawa

Tobacco, Mute Cities, Keegan Tawa and Ambler are all part of an incredibly deep lineup for Arts Crawl 2015.

Saturday Night Live’s Joe Paterno Joke Falls Resoundingly Flat

SNL's Taran Killam took a cheap shot at Joe Paterno on Weekend Update, and the joke did not play.

How To Schedule Classes Like A Veteran

Trying to build that dream schedule for next fall? Let Onward State teach you the tricks to put it all together.

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