If the HUB is the tower of Babel, what is Beaver Canyon at around 1:30 am on a Saturday/Sunday morning?
Ew, Greek Week. I cannot stand the sight of frat boys playing sports in public. Look at them… hanging out with friends, laughing in the sunshine, getting plenty of exercise. That’s so lame. I am alone, smoking a cigarette, and suffering through my tight pants. Obviously, I am better than them. Last week sucked. I […]
Are you ready for the Blue and White Game?
Brothers and sisters, I am in mourning, for as of yesterday, Greek Week 2009 has officially ended. But let’s just recap how sweet of a week it was! On Monday I played kickball outside of the HUB lawn with all of my brothers. It was a MASSIVE game and a whole bunch of people showed […]
Gymnastics For the first time since 2002, the Men’s Gymnastics team failed to qualify to compete for a Division I National title. The Lions fell just short of their goal, placing fourth in a competition of the nation’s best. Senior Casey Sandy, a winner of Nissen-Emery award (the Heisman of men’s gymnastics) and 7-time All-American, […]