It seems like, every few years or so, a new, ego-maniacal, out-of-touch white rapper comes along and reminds us all how the public education system has failed us. In 1990, we had Vanilla Ice. Then came Eminem, and now we have to deal with this Asher Roth clown. I’ve been trying to figure out why […]
You were walking back from class one day, and what did you see? Ducks by Old Main, ducks by Willard, ducks by the Alumni Center, ducks everywhere. These mallard ducks returned to the area a few weeks ago, most likely from Mexico, their usual winter home. Here on campus, they seemingly prefer the garden and […]
A lot of people still don’t understand why someone would use Twitter. Here’s a good example. We’re hoping it’s a little clearer than @Oprah’s attempt last week. Jay Paterno sent out this tweet a couple of hours ago: So now what will happen is that Jay Paterno will get responses from people that look like […]
If the HUB is the tower of Babel, what is Beaver Canyon at around 1:30 am on a Saturday/Sunday morning?
Ew, Greek Week. I cannot stand the sight of frat boys playing sports in public. Look at them… hanging out with friends, laughing in the sunshine, getting plenty of exercise. That’s so lame. I am alone, smoking a cigarette, and suffering through my tight pants. Obviously, I am better than them. Last week sucked. I […]
Are you ready for the Blue and White Game?