Really? This guy sounds like he’s from My Cousin Vinny. While many of the their colleagues are “boring stupid f—s,” Bryant said, he references books, history and popular culture while presenting his argument to the judge — making him more effective and interesting, he said. “Every argument you see is blah blah, blah blah, blah […]
Dear readers, Do not believe the idyllic tweet recently posted on Onward State. Downtown State College is peaceful and quaint? Perhaps if you consider the area of Beaver Canyon, which has been taken over by the pterodactyls, where exposed rib cages outnumber discarded beer cans, to be “quaint.” That tweet was a ruse, most likely […]
Remember that bag of rat food we found between Osmond and Boucke just before break? George has an update for us. Found, torn and empty, next to the Telecommunications Building (see attached).
Should we be insulted?