Recently, Penn State announced a few new ice cream flavors to be served at the Pennsylvania Inaugural Gala during this Tuesday’s Presidential Inauguration of renowned domestic terrorist and Socialist Barack Hussein O’bama. These “flavors” are called “BaRocky Road”, “Obama White House”, and “BidenBerry”, each with their own unique ingredients. So, what are these ingredients? Why […]
We have the perfect plan for the frattier students in Smeal. Join Kappa Beta Phi, Wall Street’s premier fraternity. True, it’s Wall Street’s only fraternity, but premier nonetheless. The Wall Street Journal has an article featuring the organization. We thought it’d be fun to see how well Kappa Beta Phi lives up to the fraternity […]
Choice lines from today’s Collegian article about Uni-Mart closing: “Uncle” Mike Hultberg, vice president of Jamaica Junction, 111 S. Pugh St., also said he will miss Uni-Mart’s proximity to his store. “Now if we forget something, we’re going all the way to McClanahan’s,” Hultberg said, “Which isn’t saying much, except when you’re busy … it’s […]
I’m pumped for the inauguration. It feels as though America is waiting with bated breath for Tuesday’s handover. Check out this Collegian article for the story of a few students heading to DC for the festivities.
Silas. Inside Webster’s Bookstore/Cafe. (If you haven’t noticed a trend here.) While flannels are the order of the day for this cold weather, that doesn’t mean you have to channel your inner lumberjack. Kudos to the beret. Earning him even more street cred is the story behind it: it was handed down by his former […]