The Academy's favorite for Best Picture is... "The White Out."
"You're more disappointing than sober DP Dough."
If you're a Penn Stater and love the New York Times' "Connections," we've got the game for you.
Behold, a hidden treasure chest of random Twitter content that seemed to pique the interest of one of the highest-paid college football coaches in the country.
In case you'd never considered utilizing a pogo stick to get to class before, well, now you have.
Maybe you were at a party that got busted, you were walking on the wrong side of the street, or, frankly, you deserved it.