Onward State's photo dump with absolutely no reasoning or context behind.
"You're sweeter than Creamery ice cream."
Do you love Doggie's pizza and sweet treats? If you said yes, we've got just the girl for you.
Are you blonde and a good listener? We have just the man for you.
We need to liven up that hole a little. Here's what we came up with.
"This espresso is stronger than the campus WiFi."