If your professor is cool enough, just tell them you're watching the 2016 Penn State-Ohio State game.
We made up some hypothetical significant others to lie to your family about over the holidays in case you're sad and lonely.
"If you get into a heated family debate over the game or Penn State football in general, take a shot. You're gonna need it."
Everyone has that one take they'll always believe and fight anyone about, so we shared a few of our strongest Penn State opinions.
Chug for three seconds every time you hear "...and Michigan still sucks." Get to drinking. This is inevitable.
