"I feel especially bad for the freshmen. You’re looking at some idiot sitting in his kitchen. That wasn’t the plan."
Although in-person activities are limited, there's no stopping you from getting Sylly on your own virtual island.
Now that Penn State has transformed its campus into a socially distanced utopia, you've probably noticed there are far fewer pieces of furniture around.
Whether you're a newbie freshman or a veteran dorm dweller, we want to see your decked out cribs.
Smash the over on uses of "unprecedented" this week, folks.
Move over, Joey Chestnut. There's a new glizzy gladiator in town.