Author Dave Barry once said: “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” Truer words have never been spoken. Beer is the magical amber elixir that helps grease the […]
Each week we all put on the blue and white apparel, perhaps sport some matching face paint, and grab our pompoms as we run out the doors to the next game. Well, my friends, there’s a new accessory in town (it’s actually not new, they’ve been around since ’72, and you’ve likely worn one before), and […]
Or, for ye’ Lions, Rally in the Valley. Yes, the Rally in the Valley will be this Friday Evening at the Bryce Jordan Center after the men’s basketball team beats the pants off of Slippery Rock, their first game since winning the NIT championship. The game begins at 6 P.M. and tickets are free to […]
How’s that one song go? “Each morning I get up to the…construction?” Yeah, that’s about right. Living in Pollock Halls, I can assure you that something is being built nearby. But what? Penn State is a couple months into the construction of the Millenium Science Complex, which was approved for construction last year. Yes, on the corner of […]
So in case you haven’t heard, dear Old State plays Ohio State this weekend in a huge rivalry matchup. As is customary, the diehards of the student section are participating in Paternoville this week. The Ohio State game marks the last week-long Paternoville, as the university doesn’t deem Indiana to be important enough to warrant […]