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Even YOU Can Be A Doctor!

Have you ever dreamed of having a doctoral degree, despite having no formal PhD education? Well, now you can – provided that you have “national or international significance” and aren’t on the Penn State payroll – with the help of Penn State’s Honorary Degree Nomination Extravaganza! Yes, with the help of a few thousand friends […]

Keirans Reelected with 53.9% of Vote

The University Park undergraduate student body reelected Gavin Keirans for a second term as UPUA President in yesterday’s election. Keirans earned 53.9% of the vote. Nearly 7,000 students voted in this year’s election, the largest turn out ever for a UPUA election (granted, there have been only four). Samantha Miller, Keirans’ main competition (discounting “Borsuck” […]

Blue and White Rapper Competition

This Blue and White rapper competition seems more promising than Gatorade’s Are you G? contest. Not only can you include your own music, but you also get to assign yourself a “rapper name.” Additionally, you have the chance to surpass the fame of the Mountain Brothers, the last nationally successful rapping group to come out […]

Real News or Bust

Alright people, enough is enough. April Fool’s Day is a ridiculous holiday to begin with, what with the pranking and the joking and the general tom foolery that goes on. This problem is especially prevalent in the youth population, and even more concentrated amongst young people with access to popular media outlets. I’m not going […]

UPUA Election Commissioner Updates OS

UPUA Election Commissioner Updates OS from Davis Shaver on Vimeo.

Heroin Update!

Late on Friday night, 25-year-old Jon Kissel was apprehended by police for possessing 192 baggies of heroin.  Two passersby had found the drunken, unconscious man in the street and escorted him to a porch. This just in: the two passersby planted the heroin on Kissel’s body.  Desperate for more interesting blog posts, these two passersby […]

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