I don't know whether to be impressed or disgusted, but this one takes some effort.
As first reported by The Daily Collegian (no link because the story didn't run online) and then called out by The School Philly, a Penn State student was cited by police three separate times for three different incidents on State Patty's Day this year all in a matter of about five hours.
State Patty's Day 2013 has come and gone, but an optimism remains that the pseudo-holiday may be over -- or at least significantly hindered -- after crime numbers this year indicate a substantial downtrend in illegal activity and shenanigans.
For those who have chosen to ignore State Patty's this year, there are a number of other activities and events (other than Skate Patty's Day) that are happening on Saturday. It's almost as if the some people want to stop State Patty's from happening.
Everything you'll ever need to know about which jacket to wear to a frat, and how to protect that jacket.
Calder Commons apartment building has become the second complex to officially ban parties this State Patty's Day, sending this notice to their residents earlier today.
Many have tried and failed to combat the holiday over the years. This year, the anti-State Patty's Day waves are crashing down harder than ever, with fraternities shutting down, bars closing, the police taking draconian measures, and dorms limiting residence hall visitors.
But it's not working. And it won't work until the apartment owners and the landlords take action.