
Mark Ballora is a lot of things. He's a music technology professor at Penn State, where he teaches courses in music production, history of electroacoustic music, musical acoustics, and software programming for musicians. He's a UCLA, NYU, and McGill graduate. He's the author of Essentials of Music Technology. He's also the guy who turns natural occurrences like hurricanes, tidal waves, and squirrel life cycles into beautiful music.

After hours of painstaking research, we at Onward State can officially confirm that Erickson's final act before being succeeded by Eric Barron was to have the statue smelted and molded. The bronze likeness of the winningest coach in major college football history is now being used to promote the president who graciously saved the school from its massive culture problem.

The bell currently chimes "Westminster Quarters" during the week and "Hail To The Lion" during the weekend, but both traditional tones will be scrapped and replaced by the Franklin-era Beaver Stadium anthem.

At a Philadelphia Flyers Town Hall Meeting, the team's front office announced intentions to pitch the idea for an outdoor game at Beaver Stadium to the NHL. The game would be in 2017, and yes, it'd be Flyers vs. Penguins.