While I'll admit that I existed solely on boxes of Cheez-Its as a freshman (and still managed to avoid the ever-feared freshman fifteen), I'll also admit that I did not escape freshman year with my health. That was the precisely year that I acquired some sort of mono-pink-eye-strep-throat combination. Two years later, as sick season quickly approaches, all of you now-freshmen are in danger of acquiring this plague and many others. So, here are a few steps to avoid the freshman fifteen, the plague, and to stay relatively healthy.
In honor of final exam schedules being recently released, Onward State is looking for the most unforgiving, stressful, and absolute worst exam schedule any student has ever endured. If you think your schedule is one of the toughest in history then we want to see it!
The College Republicans are bringing Lawrence Reed, Jonah Goldberg, and Judge Andrew Napolitano to campus next week for their annual truth week.
Lamb is that person you've seen walking around campus with a full-sized mattress. She organized this mattress carry at Penn State after reading about Columbia student Emma Sulkowicz, one of 23 students who filed a federal Title IX complaint last semester after the university mishandled cases of rape and sexual assault.
With over 900 clubs and organizations here at University Park, 80 of which are club sports, they’re really not kidding when they say there’s literally something for everyone. From croquet to Kan Jam to ultimate Frisbee you could be a sports fanatic or just a mediocre tailgate enthusiast and you’ll still find your niche. But if you used to run shit in the recess yard, Penn State’s Club Kickball is the choice for you.
There's no two ways about it: You really screwed the pooch on this one, pal. For you, our loyal readers, we've compiled a step-by-step guide to dealing with the fact that you totally, totally ate it on your midterms.