
In a way that can only be described as poetic, UPUA leaders pushed aside the heated emotions surrounding the iScandal and came together to represent their constituents and pass some legislature during last nights UPUA meeting.

Despite the cold January weather in State College, Relay For Life is bringing a beach party to the HUB to teach students about the harms of skin cancer.

On Wednesday nights, a line forms outside the Shandygaff. On this particular night of the week, the smoky atmosphere calls for the individuals who have the bravery and charisma to grab the mic and belt out their favorite tunes.

Tonight, Comedy Central's slacker comedy "Workaholics" returns for a fourth season. But are we all doomed to work as telemarketers like Adam, Ders, and Blake after our time at PSU is up? Let's hope not.

Today marks the end of test-driving courses, otherwise known to students as the Drop/Add period. It's time to commit. Up until now, professors have either been scaring students off with promises (threats) of pop quizzes, research papers, and impossible readings or they are about to pull a serious Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and crank out assignments once they know you are trapped in their class with no way out but late dropping.

This past week we spent a large number of our classes running through syllabuses, painfully combing through each section of the do's and don't's of each class. Some left us in despair, realizing that our first paper of a million is due in less than a week. Others brought us joy with the information that there will be no final. So what exactly would the "perfect" syllabus entail? These are the dreams of the Onward State staff members.