In an effort to discourage out-of-town visitors for State Patty’s Day weekend, Residence Life is implementing a guest policy effective Friday and Saturday for all on-campus residence halls. All on-campus students living in regular double rooms will be permitted one guest per room for Friday and Saturday of this weekend. Students living in supplemental living spaces will be allowed two guests.
We're deep into flu season, and with the number of outbreaks on the rise, there needs to be a serious talk about how to stop the spread of these ungodly germs. I know that professors preach the "if you're sick stay home" line on a regular basis, but we all know this is not the gospel truth. The same professors that tell us to make our health a priority are the very same who take percentage points off our final grades whenever we miss a class. So if you're going to go to class sick (and we all are) we need to follow some basic rules.
If you're not interested in getting an actual job (who is?), State College offers a few other ways to score some dough.
Are you sick of UPUA's constant inability to operate effectively? Do you think you could do a better job? If so, here's your chance.
It's Wednesday night. Your girlfriend said she was totally fine with just skipping the whole "Valentine's Day" thing this year. You were pretty convinced, but today you caught a depressed look in her eyes as she watched all her friends brag about their plans for tomorrow night while stuffing $20 chocolates into their smug faces. Wait a second. What if your girlfriend lied? Shit.
If you are one of those sorry souls (like me) who is spending another Valentines Day alone, I, along with some fellow sad souls on the staff at Onward State have assembled a depressing playlist to assist you with your day of self-loathing.