Today marks the end of test-driving courses, otherwise known to students as the Drop/Add period. It's time to commit. Up until now, professors have either been scaring students off with promises (threats) of pop quizzes, research papers, and impossible readings or they are about to pull a serious Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and crank out assignments once they know you are trapped in their class with no way out but late dropping.
This past week we spent a large number of our classes running through syllabuses, painfully combing through each section of the do's and don't's of each class. Some left us in despair, realizing that our first paper of a million is due in less than a week. Others brought us joy with the information that there will be no final. So what exactly would the "perfect" syllabus entail? These are the dreams of the Onward State staff members.
Today, members of the Student Activity Fee Board met in 233 HUB to discuss a budget increase for the Council of Common Wealth Student Governments.
A satirical article by Pat Feehan of the Penn State humor magazine, Phroth.
Do you think Penn State could use a nice, strong dose of class? Do you have an exceptionally fancy suit you only got to wear once to your sister's wedding? Do you like being the best-dressed person in the room? Well get ready for some news that's LEGEND...wait for it...DARY.
Valley Magazine is now searching for their new Spring 2013 cover girl!