
Unionization election dates are officially set for mid-April across the commonwealth for graduate students on assistantships and traineeships.

But what does it mean? Maybe they're breakfast purists. Notably, no one in attendance ordered waffles, despite being at the Waffle Shop.

Two teams, headed by economics professors Mark McLeod and Austin Boyle, will debate around the question, "Should we strengthen or relax immigration laws?"

Police don't yet have any further information, but do not suspect foul play at this time.