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Penn State Domesticates Black Bear Spotted On Campus For Research Study

Simply put, Penn State needed a creative way to publicize its new state-of-the art research building. Meet "Bearron" the black bear.

April Fools

Penn State Leaks List Of Possible University President Candidates

By Dana June Nunemacher

4/1/21 4:03 am

Barron's alleged shortlist includes...Mike the Mailman and a CATA bus??

April Fools

Penn State Hoops Uses Looney Tunes Transfer Portal To Fill Out Roster

By Matt DiSanto

4/1/21 4:02 am

Whether you like it or not, it's time for a new era of Penn State hoops, folks.

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Penn State Athletics Selling James Franklin Birthday Tweets To Recoup Lost Revenue

By Ryan Parsons

4/1/21 4:01 am

Want 2 take time 2 wish a member of OUR FAMILY Happy B-Day, [your name here] , hope u have a great day & a better year! #PSUnrivaled #107kStrong #WeAreFamily

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COVID-19 Cuties: The Ultimate Testing Site Love Story

By Colleen Nersten

4/1/21 4:00 am

The stars aligned for two freshman lovers who met at the HUB Parking Deck COVID-19 testing center after a crazy night at August's East Halls twerk circle.

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