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Day: April 1, 2009

Blue and White Rapper Competition

This Blue and White rapper competition seems more promising than Gatorade’s Are you G? contest. Not only can you include your own music, but you also get to assign yourself a “rapper name.” Additionally, you have the chance to surpass the fame of the Mountain Brothers, the last nationally successful rapping group to come out […]

Mission Accomplished

Back in February, Onward State had the honor of being nominated for 2008’s Best Alternative Media Outlet by U.S. News and World Report’s Paper Trail blog. We had a great start, but then after voter support waned, I did something desperate. In addition to issuing a death threat, I offered “One Mark Act of Shame” […]

Real News or Bust

Alright people, enough is enough. April Fool’s Day is a ridiculous holiday to begin with, what with the pranking and the joking and the general tom foolery that goes on. This problem is especially prevalent in the youth population, and even more concentrated amongst young people with access to popular media outlets. I’m not going […]

UPUA Election Commissioner Updates OS

UPUA Election Commissioner Updates OS from Davis Shaver on Vimeo.

Heroin Update!

Late on Friday night, 25-year-old Jon Kissel was apprehended by police for possessing 192 baggies of heroin.  Two passersby had found the drunken, unconscious man in the street and escorted him to a porch. This just in: the two passersby planted the heroin on Kissel’s body.  Desperate for more interesting blog posts, these two passersby […]

Bro Call: Introspection and Re-evaluating Life

Hello bros, or should I say, intellectual peers. Chad here again. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking in these past few weeks, being very introsepctive or whatever, you know? I’ve decided that the way I act on a day-to-day basis is totally immature. People look at me and can’t see past the backwards baseball […]

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