Insomnia Cookies Defines Its Audience
Late last night while I was working on a paper, I decided to reward myself for completing the header (I had my name AND the date typed up!) So I ordered some Insomnia Cookies, and was subsequently greeted by this flier. If you’re wondering, the only way they could make this promotion less subtle would be to shape the flier like a pot leaf, somehow incorporate Cheech and Chong, or offer to throw in a free bong with every order.
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The Nittany Lions win the national championship for the first time since 2014.
Beau Pribula Transfers To Mizzou From Penn State Football
Pribula was rated as the No. 27 quarterback in the portal after leaving Penn State.
Katie Schumacher-Cawley Becomes First Female Head Coach To Win Women’s Volleyball NCAA Championship
This was the 44th year of the NCAA Tournament.
Gorman Abruptly Resigns
Head coach of the men’s soccer program Barry Gorman unexpectedly announced his resignation Monday. He leaves a legacy of 22 years of coaching and three Big Ten titles in his wake. Citing “personal reasons,” he has left the team to a nation-wide search for his successor.
“We expected Gorman to be there,” [rising Senior and Co-Captain Andres] Casais said of next season. “He was a father figure to us.”
Oof, that can’t feel good. The move isn’t completely out of the blue, as Gorman was periodically absent during the past few weeks without notice. But from all accounts, his intention to resign was only revealed yesterday. On the abandonment scale, this registers just slightly above “going to the store for some cigarettes and never coming back.”