Yesterday morning, behind Research Building B, the Penn State Advanced Vehicle Team unveiled their new Saturn Vue Hybrid that they will be modifying in an attempt to boost fuel economy. The team plans to rip out the existing parallel hybrid system (system uses one of two engines, depending upon driving conditions, think Toyota Prius) and […]
If you can have sex quietly enough to not wake your roommate, it’s a gift. In fact, I like to think of it as a game of “don’t wake the neighbor.” If your roommate doesn’t wake up, you win! After all, “making love” under those conditions is an act worthy of applause, not prohibition. This is not […]
Microsoft has recently become the new Yankees – they were the hottest thing since acid wash in the eighties and nineties, and now everyone seems to hate them (with the exception of some loyal fans). Bill and the gang had a good run when they monopolized word processing programs and the internet, but now it […]
The mastermind behind many PETA campaigns, PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich will speak TONIGHT in the Kern Building at 8 pm. Friedrich has debated countless representatives from the meat, dairy, fur, and animal-experimentation industries. He hoped to lock horns with of our animal science department, but the gutless meat-mongers chickened out. This presentation is FREE […]
The 30th ranked high school player announced his intent to attend Penn State Monday, hoping to continue the Linebacker U tradition. Fortt’s decision to attend Penn State was apparently influenced by friend and fellow Nittany Lion recruit Silas Redd – demonstrating that even when you have NFL aspirations, you’re more likely to go to the […]
Just what kind of perks is he talking about? On another note, get better Gavin!