Holy Moses!
For The pasT week, The Penn STaTe campus has been divided on The mosT conTroversial issue in recenT memory. HealThcare? Obama? Balloon boy? No, commenTs have been flying back and forTh concerning This year’s WhiTe ouT shirTs, sponsored by The Daily Collegian. So who sTarTed This conTroversy? Obviously some anTi-Collegian cabal, righT?
No, The Collegian iTself posTed an arTicle describing The conTroversy, and even going so far as To poinT ouT ThaT The shirT’s creaTor is a Jewish sTudies minor. Since Then, leTTers have poured in To The Collegian, wiTh commenTs ranging from a lack of homework causing This, To crosses needing To remain aT NoTre Dame.
The whole siTuaTion is ridiculous, and anyone who’s complaining abouT The shirTs needs To Take The big cross ouT of Their…well you geT The picTure. I Think iT’s Time ThaT we move Onward. State.
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