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But What About The Pants?

Day in and day out, my inbox gets flooded with hate mail. “You suck, Mark” they all tend to start. “We don’t care about this crap you write about! I don’t need to know Jared Odrick’s pro potential. WHAT. ABOUT. THE PANTS.”

And now, for the (fictional) people who are just dying to know about football pants, the Penn Stater has provided. They interviewed Facilities Coordinator Kirk Diehl about how they get those football pants so clean.

Kirk Diehl/Football Pants 1 from The Penn Stater magazine on Vimeo.

Kirk Diehl/Football Pants 2 from The Penn Stater magazine on Vimeo.

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Mark

Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.

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