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Topless in class – m4w – 23 (Classroom)

I’m sure you’ll remember what I’m talking about because for the life of my I can’t remember what class this happened in. I was sitting the the back like usual, probably on my laptop or something. You were up front and not wearing a shirt, boobs out and everything. I’m sorry I don’t know your name, but your hair was in braided and pulled back and it looked like your skin had ritualistic ash or ocher painted all over it. So you looked like you were going through a tribal rite or something, I can’t remember the specific tribe and color motif exactly. Anyway, I’m sure you remember doing that and I just wanted you to know how gorgeous I though you were and maybe we could go get some coffee sometime.

You’d think that you would remember which class had topless tribal women in it.