Clark and Paterno to Live Together, Hijinks Ensue
According to Adam Rittenberg’s Big Ten Blog, the former Penn State quarterback is currently taking up residence in Quarterback Coach Jay Paterno’s basement “until he finds out what happens on draft day.”
On a level of potential zaniness, we’re going to put it in between Sidney Crosby living with Penguins Owner Mario Lemieux, and Chad Ochocinco’s proposal to move in with his quarterback Carson Palmer.
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Gorman Abruptly Resigns
Head coach of the men’s soccer program Barry Gorman unexpectedly announced his resignation Monday. He leaves a legacy of 22 years of coaching and three Big Ten titles in his wake. Citing “personal reasons,” he has left the team to a nation-wide search for his successor.
“We expected Gorman to be there,” [rising Senior and Co-Captain Andres] Casais said of next season. “He was a father figure to us.”
Oof, that can’t feel good. The move isn’t completely out of the blue, as Gorman was periodically absent during the past few weeks without notice. But from all accounts, his intention to resign was only revealed yesterday. On the abandonment scale, this registers just slightly above “going to the store for some cigarettes and never coming back.”