Day: September 19, 2010

Graham Spanier Touches Penn State Community

Last week, Graham Spanier released (and subsequently blueballed us with) a preview of his State of the University address. After many sleepless nights and cold showers, the day finally arrived on Friday. Penn Staters everywhere awoke to an email from G-Span himself.

Grab a clean pair of pants, and without further ado, the State of the University:

Penn State Cruises to a 24-0 Win

The outcome was never in doubt, but Penn State made important strides both offensively and defensively in their 24-0 victory over Kent State.

"I thought today we improved a little bit," Penn State coach Joe Paterno said. However, he added, "We got a ways to go yet."