Drunk Sober High
Last week, Graham Spanier released (and subsequently blueballed us with) a preview of his State of the University address. After many sleepless nights and cold showers, the day finally arrived on Friday. Penn Staters everywhere awoke to an email from G-Span himself.
Grab a clean pair of pants, and without further ado, the State of the University:
The outcome was never in doubt, but Penn State made important strides both offensively and defensively in their 24-0 victory over Kent State.
"I thought today we improved a little bit," Penn State coach Joe Paterno said. However, he added, "We got a ways to go yet."
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