Month: February 2011

Snaxi Gets You Home Safe (and Cures Munchies Too!)

The next time you face a long walk home with the drunk munchies, don’t dispair. Try giving the Snaxi a call. When you take the Snaxi, you can expect a cheap ride, a free snack and a great coversation, including some signature one-liners from Erica Brecher. Find out more after the jump.

DOTD: State Patty’s Day Edition

It isn’t easy going back to the life of classwork after straight boozing for a full 18-or-so hours. Penn State, as a whole, just went H.A.M this weekend and the start of the week couldn’t be more loathed. So, in order to suspend reality, we have some hilarious YouTube videos for tools of procrastination. Not just any viral vids, State Patty’s Day madness that has made the web. Call it, State.0.

Lady Lions Finish Regular Season With a Win

The Penn State women’s basketball team finished the regular season with a win, beating Northwestern 66-56 on Sunday in the fifth annual WBCA Pink Zone at Penn State game. The victory gave the Lady Lions second place in the Big Ten as they head into the Big Ten Tournament next week.

With the win, Penn State finishes the regular season at 22-8 overall and 11-5 in the Big Ten. They finish in the second spot in the Big Ten standings, which is their best result since winning the Big Ten in 2004.

Next up for the Lady Lions is a trip to Indianapolis to play in the Big Ten Tournament. Penn State will play the winner of Purdue-Indiana on March 4 at 11:30 a.m.

Bolden Still Unsure About Future at Penn State

Rising sophomore quarterback Rob Bolden remains uncertain of his future at Penn State, accordingto an interview done yesterday with FightOnState.com’s Mark Brennan. Many expected that Bolden’s decision to return for the spring semester indicated that he would be sticking around for his sophomore season, but Bolden’s comments on Sunday suggested that a transfer may still be an option following spring practice.

Entertainment Promoters Deliver On Point

You may have heard of an organization that has been growing in popularity on campus. They market themselves as entertainment promoters and producers. OnPoint Ent. is an organization that aims to help students unwind and relieve their stress, primarily through dance parties. If you’ve been to one of their events, you know their DJs lay down some serious tracks. But OnPoint is looking to expand its horizons, and to do so its members are holding a meeting this Sunday for anyone interested in joining.

Onward State Picks the Oscars

The Academy Awards are tonight, but if you’re looking for last-minute advice in your Oscar pool, well, we’re not here to help you. We here at Onward State have quite the assemblage of movie buffs, and we figured it would be far more interesting to go around the table and pick who we think should win. No, our votes don’t count, but they probably should.

State Patty’s Day Update: Quantity Over Quality

Whoever said State Patty’s day was just for the kids clearly didn’t have their heads on straight, because as of 10:30 a.m. this morning, there are old-timers taking part in today’s activities. How old do you ask?

42-years-old, to be exact.

Earlier this morning, a 42-year-old male was found running down Allen Street, stealing parking tickets from cars’ windshields. According to State College police, the man’s blood alcohol content was .364. That’s just one of the many incidents reported from this morning.

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