Day: April 1, 2014

Penn State is Evicted, No Longer Lives Here

In 1855, James Irvin of Bellefonte, Pa donated 200 acres to start the Farmers’ High School of Pennsylvania, which eventually became our beloved Penn State University. Irvin’s Great-Great-Great-Grandson, Steve Irvin, now wants the land back, which will result in Penn State’s eviction from State College, Pa.

SOURCE: Student Picks Up Copy of Collegian, Actually Reads It

Multiple sources have told Onward State that a student in the HUB has picked up a copy of The Daily Collegian and actually read it.

Onward State Commenter Laura Strobl Joins OS Staff

Famed OS commenter Laura Strobl is stepping out from the Facebook page and joining the Onward State staff.

Canyon Pizza Raises Prices to $1.50 A Slice

It has just been announced that Canyon Pizza will be raising its slices to $1.50, effective April 2nd.

Willard Preacher Turns To Atheism

According to several eyewitnesses, The Willard Preacher suddenly said, “You know what? Fuck this. Seriously, fuck this,” and promptly became an Atheist today.

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