Drunk Sober High
In 1855, James Irvin of Bellefonte, Pa donated 200 acres to start the Farmers’ High School of Pennsylvania, which eventually became our beloved Penn State University. Irvin’s Great-Great-Great-Grandson, Steve Irvin, now wants the land back, which will result in Penn State’s eviction from State College, Pa.
Multiple sources have told Onward State that a student in the HUB has picked up a copy of The Daily Collegian and actually read it.
Famed OS commenter Laura Strobl is stepping out from the Facebook page and joining the Onward State staff.
It has just been announced that Canyon Pizza will be raising its slices to $1.50, effective April 2nd.
According to several eyewitnesses, The Willard Preacher suddenly said, “You know what? Fuck this. Seriously, fuck this,” and promptly became an Atheist today.
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