Overheard On Twitter: Don’t Carve Pumpkins Without Anthony Zettel
Has your roommate ever jokingly told you to leave whatever fun activity you two had planned for when you get home? And has your roommate ever insinuated that there’d be some form of consequence if you enjoyed said activity without him or her? If your answer is yes, imagine that your roommate is 6-foot-4, First Team All-Big Ten defensive lineman Anthony Zettel.
Zettel and linebacker Ben Kline are friends, teammates, and as it turns out — roommates. From the looks of it on social media, the two seem to enjoy each other’s company, and love to do everything together. Among the litany of activities enjoyed between the two, pumpkin carving looks to be a favorite. However, Zettel made it inherently clear that there would be severe consequences if Kline were to carve pumpkins without him.
“If you carve pumpkins without me I’m gonna drop all of yours off the deck and run them over with my truck. I have a big truck” –@Zettel98
— Ben Kline (@ben_kline38) October 26, 2015
This warning seems more frightening knowing what Zettel is capable of. Remember, this is the same man that uprooted a tree and roundhouse kicked a water bottle into orbit. I’ve never seen Zettel’s truck for myself, but I’ll take his word for it.
Hopefully Kline doesn’t jump the gun and waits for his fellow teammate before carving pumpkins.
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