Ultimate Midget Wrestling Returns To Champs Downtown
Lovers of small men in singlets rejoice — midget wrestling will return to Champs Downtown both Monday and Tuesday nights for the sequel to Little Mania: Ultimate Midget Wrestling.
In case you tragically missed January’s inaugural installment of the event, our writers rehashed the experience with a signature overheard. As one intoxicated attendee bluntly said, “This is a straight white man’s paradise.”
We can’t make this stuff up, folks.
Champs encourages spectators to attend both shows, as the Little Mania storyline will continue from Monday into Tuesday, rather than repeating the same show twice. Midget wrestling is basically “Days of Our Lives” at this point, and Penn Staters are the middle-aged wives who can’t miss the next episode.
Tickets are on sale now at Champs Downtown. Reserved ringside seating costs $25, advanced sale general admission costs $10, and general admission at the door costs $15. The doors will open at 6 p.m. and the event will begin at 8 p.m. on Monday and Tuesday.
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