Power Ranking The Penn State Clown Twitter Accounts
After Monday night’s #PennStateClownWatch, Twitter exploded with reports and reactions. Some students took to the streets to rally against the clowns, but others now claim to be the clowns. We’ll probably never know if any of these people were involved in the alleged clown sightings on campus, but here’s our power ranking of the new and anonymous Penn State Clown Twitter accounts.
1. @PennStateClown
I wouldn't have worn this much makeup if I knew y'all were such cross country running motherfuckers
— Penn State Clown (@pennstateclown) October 4, 2016
It’s times like these when humor truly is the best approach. Clowns have certainly made some of us cry in the past 24 hours, but at least they can make us laugh, too.
You know how hard it is to run in these floppy ass shoes?
— Penn State Clown (@pennstateclown) October 4, 2016
With a handle that’s short, simple, and easy to remember, @PennStateClown is easy to rank first. He (she?) doesn’t even make us want to cry or hide under a blanket.
2. @PSU_Clown
According to this account’s bio, he’s our worst nightmare. At least we know the account is committed to #factsonly.
nothing illegal with wearing a clown mask, bud
— PSU Clown (@psu_clown) October 4, 2016
While this clown only has a few tweets right now, sometimes less is more. In this case, the photo is enough clown to last us a lifetime.
This account is for pointing out the flawed logic of you millennials
— PSU Clown (@psu_clown) October 4, 2016
We too understand what it’s like to be mad online. But taking to Twitter to spew some takes at close to 3 a.m.? Sounds like someone we know.
Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
3. @PSUClown99
Unfortunately (fortunately?) this account was deleted shortly after its inception.
That’s just not cool, man. If you’re in chemistry tomorrow, watch your back. These clowns are everywhere.
Did we miss a clown account that should be included in this list? Let us know in the comments.
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