Topics

More

Oh, The People You See On A Nice Day In State College

There’s nothing like the a nice day of spring weather to remind you how many people actually go to this school. Everyone comes crawling out of their caves to enjoy the weather, and the next thing you know, there are a thousand people looking for space on the HUB lawn.

With the weather getting nicer (hopefully), here are some of the people you might run into when you step outside on a beautiful day at University Park.

Hammock Relaxers

These Penn State students seemingly have it all figured out. Slinging a hammock in between two trees on a gorgeous day is the power move to end all power moves. Try to contain your jealousy when you see these geniuses relaxing hard while you’re left sans-hammock.

Photo: Sarah Snyder

Slack Rope Walkers

These adventurous people use the space between two trees quite differently than the hammockers. Rather than relax, they choose to do some circus stunts on a slack rope a few feet off of the ground. This impressive display of balance on a mini-tightrope can be seen anywhere on campus where trees are found in close proximity to one another.

Sun Bathers

All it takes is one nice day for the sun bathers to occupy every available grassy area on campus. All we can hope is that they applied some SPF. After all, you know what they say about the harsh State College sun: “State College has a sun?!”

Photo: Sarah Snyder

Sportsball Of Every Variety

Competing with sun bathers for lawn space are those who ring in the nice weather with a good ol‘ fashion game of catch. Or kick. Or volleyball. Whatever it is, keep your head up for unidentified flying objects in all outdoor public spaces once spring has sprung.

Photo: Sarah Snyder

Dog Walkers

If you thought the people relaxing in hammocks made you jealous, wait until you see all of the students walking around with their super cute doggos! It will make you miss your pupper dearly, but no worries. That’s why people are nice enough to walk their dogs around for you to admire and, if you’re ambitious enough, ask to pet.

Photo: Eileen Wang

Bikers By The Thousands

Nice weather means bike season, baby!

Photo: Callaway Turner

The One Person On A Unicycle

Inexplicably, there is always a student or handful of students who prefer the bicycle’s one-wheeled brother as a mode of transportation. Nevertheless, the nice weather brings these talented individuals out as well. We may never know how these people turn the unicycle into an efficient form of transportation. It is truly remarkable.

Your ad blocker is on.

Please choose an option below.

Sign up for our e-mail newsletter:
OR
Support quality journalism:
Purchase a Subscription!

About the Author

Anthony Fiset

Anthony is a senior *gasp* majoring in Economics and a lifetime Costco Executive Member. If you are an employer, please hire him. Otherwise, direct all complaints to [email protected].

Gameday Coverage: No. 3 Penn State vs. No. 4 Ohio State

The biggest game of the season is finally here.

‘I Own It All’: James Franklin Suffers Eighth Straight Loss Against Ohio State

Although the Nittany Lions had issues on both sides of the ball during Saturday’s loss, Franklin took full responsibility for the result.

Fourth-Quarter Offensive Incompetence Dooms Penn State Football In Ohio State Loss

The Nittany Lions failed to score from within the five-yard line late in the game.

113kFollowers
164kFollowers
61.3kFollowers
4,570Subscribers
Sign up for our Newsletter
Other posts by Anthony

Golden Arches: Anthony Fiset’s Senior Column

Senior Anthony Fiset reflects on his most memorable experience from college — a debacle at McDonald’s his freshman year.

Class Of 2020 To Hold Virtual Mifflin Streak

THON 2020 Prop Bets