When Penn State defeated Indiana this weekend, the team’s Twitter account posted a video from inside the locker room of the team celebrating. Except, the music was muted.

We weren’t sure if this was because the song was too explicit for social media. Or perhaps because it was too embarrassing of a song that players requested it not be shared. Or possibly because no one has felt brave enough to take over the aux now that Marcus Allen has graduated, so the team just dances in silence out of respect for Chico Hendrix.

We took the liberty of trying to guess what the song was.

The Classic Gaff Banger

This is a very likely possibility, because our reaction to most of Saturday’s game was “I just can’t look. It’s killing me.”

A Victory Song from a Pineapple Under the Sea

Surprisingly, 300-lb. football players dancing to the hottest banger from the SpongeBob Squarepants Movie just works.

The Hottest A-Ha Remix

There are few more fitting ways to celebrate barely avoiding an upset than with a flute that sounds about as shitty as your team looked.

A More Old-School Hip Hop Song

No. 69 is feeling this ~nice~ song selection.

Chip Skylark’s No. 1 Hit

My [white jerseys] that twinkle
Just like the stars in space

Just For the Night!

Anything to make it feel like you’re back in Beaver Stadium

If We Play Their Fight Song, It’ll Be Like We Won Too!

A win is a win. Winners can’t be Hoosiers.