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After the Elections Commission finishes interviewing each of the involved candidates, it will need to make a decision on the reported violation and potential consequences.
The Panthers came within a single run twice in the final few innings, but the Nittany Lions always had an answer to earn the team's 14th win in the last 18 games.
Just to be clear, the Elections Commission is not to blame. They, truly, are doing God's Work.
"If I did come out of a closet, I want to find this closet because there better be a pot of gold for all the bullshit I've been through. I want to go there...get my reparations, and burn that shit down."
Laura McKinney and Jake Griggs, both early risers by nature, were chipper this morning despite the hour, and excited for the long day of campaigning ahead.
The Paterno family will host the tenth annual Beaver Stadium Run Sunday, April 14 to benefit Special Olympics Pennsylvania.
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