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The Official Penn State-Villanova Drinking Game

After a busy week chock-full of College GameDay and White Out hijinks, it’s time to relax and take in a seemingly normal noon kickoff.

The Villanova Wildcats are on tap for No. 6 Penn State football this week. Although the Nittany Lions face a strong FCS team this time around, there’s a very decent chance this contest could be over by halftime, folks.

That said, a good ol’ fashioned drinking game might just be what you need to get through the day and stay ~hydrated~. Without further ado, sit back, crack open a cold one, and enjoy this week’s *official* drinking game.

  • Before kickoff, enjoy a beer. If you’re feeling particularly wild, pair it with some steak and eggs to really get the noon game vibes flowing.
  • Chug a drink if the broadcast team mentions anything suggesting Villanova is a Philly school. You’re from Radnor Township, you dorks.
  • Bottoms up when Penn State scores its first touchdown. Although a matchup with Villanova is no cakewalk, things could get ugly in this one for the Wildcats. Make sure you’ve got enough drinks to cover ample scoring.
  • Throw back a shot when (if?) Villanova scores a tuddie. C’mon, defense!
  • Take a loooooong sip if Jordan Stout hits a touchback on a kickoff. You know what? He hasn’t missed a single one this season, so you might as well just do it now in preparation.
  • Big gulps are required for every Penn State sack and interception. Hey, this defense is scary! Extra points if our boy Arnold Ebiketie makes a play.
  • Take a sip if we get a money shot of this weekend’s special THON-themed S-Zone. That yellow ribbon is certainly something.
  • Cheer and finish your drink if Penn State wins. That’s 4-0, baby! Such a strong start is certainly worth celebrating.
  • If Penn State loses and gets embarrassed by an FCS team, finish every drink in sight and run for the hills. We’ll have a long week ahead of us.

As always, have fun, stay safe, and drink responsibly.

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