Best Penn State-Themed Borg Names

It’s officially spring, and that means daylongs are on the horizon.

In the past few months, borgs have become a popular drink among college students. Borg, which is short for ~black out rage gallon~ is a gallon-sized container filled with vodka, water, a flavor enhancer (like MiO), and Liquid I.V.

Borgs typically have a play-on-words name, which is labeled in permanent marker. We’ve got you covered with Penn State-themed borg names ahead of your next daylong.

Meatborg Monday

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

Everyone knows McLanahan’s Meatball Monday is the best deal in State College. When you’re stumbling around on a Saturday afternoon, show the world your heart lies. In this case, your heart is on your borg, not your sleeve.

Borg Main

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

// Dear Old Borg, Dear Old Borg //

Nothing screams school spirit like repping Penn State’s most iconic building, Old Main, front and center on your gallon.

Saquon Borgley

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

This one goes out to one of Penn State football’s very best: Saquon Barkley. If you use this name on your borg, you might be able to get your gallon down as fast as he gets down the field.

Rose Borg

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

No, we’re never going to stop reliving the Rose Bowl. Penn State football beat the Utah Utes 35-21 in this year’s Rose Bowl. It was truly the perfect ending to the season and Sean Clifford’s career.


Aidan Conrad | Onward State

BRGR, but BOGR (ha, get it?).

BRGR is a burger restaurant downtown, and we think it deserves some love.

Borg Jordan Center

Aidan Conrad | Onward State


Show off your borg with the home of Micah Shrewsberry Penn State hoops after one of its best seasons in program history.

So many great memories have formed in the Bryce Jordan Center, and maybe it holds a special place in your heart.

Neeli Bendaborgi

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

Penn State President Neeli Bendapudi deserves a borg, too. There won’t be another person at the party with a borg that pays respect to The Neelsters. You could even tag team with a friend who names their borg “Eric Borgen” after former Penn State President Eric Barron.

Trace McBorgley

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

Here’s another ode to a Penn State football legend: Trace McSorley. Unlike McSorley, please do not throw your borg on a dime.


Aidan Conrad | Onward State

They always ask “where’s the CATA bus?” but never “how’s the CATA bus?”. It’s time to give our bus system a token of appreciation.

Borgward State

Aidan Conrad | Onward State

#FTB (For The Borg).

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About the Author

Aidan Conrad

Aidan is a junior interested in photography and graphic design. He grew up in Dallas, PA a small town near Scranton, yes Scranton like The Office. Although he is from NEPA he is a big fan of all of the Philadelphia sports teams. You can find him on Instagram @aidanconrad12, on Twitter @aidanconrad12 or through email [email protected].

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