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Your Official Penn State-Delaware Drinking Game

Another gameday means another drinking game, folks!

After last weekend’s victory against West Virginia, another win is brewing as the Nittany Lions prepare to go up against some Beaver Stadium first-timers Delaware Blue Hens.

Although it’s a noon game, that won’t slow down the gameday energy we all know and love. With an early game, comes early drinking and tailgating.

Without further ado, let’s get into it.

  • Take a shot if you woke up at 7 a.m. or earlier. Noon games are rough.
  • If you slept through tailgating, catch up by taking a shot.
  • Have a sip if you’re tailgating with your family this weekend.
  • If the weather is crappy (as anticipated), take a shot to lighten the mood.
  • If you end up tailgate-hopping before the game starts, props to you. Have a sip.
  • Take a swig for every yellow shirt you see in the stadium. Don’t fret, we’ll show those “Blue Hens” who’s boss.
  • Take a sip if Penn State wins the coin toss.
  • Treat yourself to a long sip for every touchdown by Drew Allar.
  • If someone asks where Delaware is or refers to it as irrelevant, take a sip.
  • If another squirrel makes an appearance on the field, take a shot.
  • Take a shot every time Penn State goes three-and-out.
  • JUMP SCARE: Take a sip if the broadcast shows a close-up of Delaware’s mascot “UDee.” Such a silly name for a silly mascot.
  • If you get hit in the head by a fireball shooter, take a sip. Freshmen… am I right?
  • If the Blue Band brings out a cool formation (like last game’s “1989” in honor of T-Swift), take a swig.
  • Crack open a new brew to start the second half.
  • Take a sip every time Mo Bamba plays. Whoever is on aux deserves a raise.
  • Every time a Taylor Swift song plays, take a swig. James Franklin is a Swiftie confirmed.
  • Have a swig every time the Nittany Lion does a push up.
  • Take a nice, long sip if Penn State comes out of this weekend undefeated. 2-0, baby!

As always, have fun, stay safe, and drink responsibly.

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About the Author

Evan Halfen

Evan Halfen is a junior broadcast journalism major from Newark, DE, and is one of Onward State's associate editors. Evan loves all things Penn State, tailgating, being loud, just about any beach, and his puppies, Butterscotch and Wentzy. You can direct all your tips, roasts, and jokes to his Instagram: @evan.halfen or email: [email protected]

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