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Power Ranking The Best Signs At College GameDay

Saturday didn’t end on a high note for Penn State football after another loss to Ohio State. Penn State fell short 20-13 to the Buckeyes, leaving Happy Valley in a not-so-happy state. However, before the team lost, the crowds were ready for action at College GameDay.

The signs the fans came up with were more creative than the plays made on the field. We decided to power rank some of the best today at the game.

No. 11: Ben State

Unfortunately, Kirk Herbstreit’s dog, Ben, could not make an appearance at the game due to health issues. Maybe if he was there, Penn State would’ve won. Feel better, Ben, we love you.

No. 10: Fantasy League

Enjoy your punishment, buddy. Get better at fantasy football — Pat McAfee can’t help you this time.

No. 9: Worst Days

I think Ryan Day is worse than Monday, too.

No. 8: The Den

That’s actually where the Ohio State after-party was held.

No. 7: Bust Nuts

Sadly, Penn State hasn’t busted Ohio’s nuts in eight years. No nut November has been long enough.

No. 6: Day Old Donut

Day is one of those dry-powered donuts always left last in the box.

No. 5: Big Doom

Big Noon Kickoff gets zero booms from us. The Costco Guys would agree.

No. 4: Best Thing Out of Ohio

Accurate. But, Drew Allar also came from Ohio.

No. 3: Tyler Warren’s Pronouns

This could make the Happy Valley extra happy.

No. 2: Will Howard = Big Noon Kickoff

Both Will Howard and Big Noon Kickoff love Penn State. Penn State wants nothing to do with both of them.

No. 1: Sits When He Pees

Can we have Day confirm or deny this? We need to know where the rumor is coming from. Can he try out the Cocktagon and share his honest opinion?

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Tia Kaschauer

Tia is a sophmore from Pittsburgh majoring in Public Relations! She's a big fan of sports, icks, and lemonade. To see some of her super cool photos, Instagram: @TK_Media412, to get in touch, email: [email protected].

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