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Brainstorming More Penn State-Themed Pick Up Lines

Looking to make a move this Valentine’s Day?

Starting a conversation with someone you caught feelings for can be hard and confusing. Rather than using boring icebreakers or basic pick-up lines, set yourself apart by using the one thing you and that special someone most likely have in common: Dear Old State.

Whether you’re hitting up the bars, partying on frat row, or swiping through Tinder this holiday, start a conversation and show off your rizz with our Penn State-themed pickup lines:

  • “I want you to ride me like a Cata Bus, so I can Whoop that ass.”
  • “Can I make you cream at the Creamery?”
  • “Let’s get hot and sweaty like a dancer after standing for 46 hours.”
  • “Are you in a sorority? Because I want you to Sigma balls.”
  • “If you’re just looking for a few night stands, I recommend a local second-hand furniture shop, like Lion Surplus.”
  • “Willard you be my Valentine?”
  • “I wanna eat you up like a chicken basket at noon on a Saturday. Nom. Nom.”
  • “Are you the HUB? Because I wanna be in you all day.”
  • “I got the P and the S. All I need is U.”
  • “I would never leave you like how Ja’Juan Seider left Penn State football.”
  • “If you think four inches of snow is a lot, we’re gonna have a good time tonight.”
  • “I’ll make you wetter than the HUB fish tank.”
  • “I think about you every Singleton I touch myself.”
  • “You make me feel like a car at a tailgate — I ain’t ever pulling out.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, Penn State.

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