Brainstorming Signature Fast-Food Meals For Penn State Athletes, Personalities, & Places
When asked about pregame rituals, Gavin McKenna didn’t hesitate: Taco Bell. He quickly rattled off his go-to order, and that answer had our staff thinking — what if Penn State athletes (and places) had their own signature fast food meals? Naturally, we decided to mock up some advertisement ideas.
Gavin McKenna — Taco Bell
Fuel for gameday, courtesy of Taco Bell. McKenna keeps it simple — two Doritos Locos Tacos, a quesadilla, and a blue raspberry freeze.
Beaver Stadium — Raising Cane’s
Inspired by Beaver Stadium, the Beaver Stadium Box Combo features the same chicken tenders and fries you all know and love, just at double the price for the full gameday experience.
Cael Sanderson — Dunkin’ Donuts
Twelve NCAA championships call for twelve donuts. No further explanation needed.
Nittany Lion — McDonald’s
After four quarters of pushups and sprinting the field, the Nittany Lion needs some serious fuel. The Nittany Lion meal from McDonald’s includes a 40-piece Chicken McNuggets, large fries, a Big Mac, and a vanilla milkshake. Calories don’t count when you’re the Nittany Lion.
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