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Author: Anthony Colucci

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Anthony Colucci

Anthony Colucci was once Onward State’s managing editor and preferred walk-on honors student who majored in psychology and public relations. Despite being from the make-believe land of Central Jersey, he was never a Rutgers fan. If you ever want to know how good Saquon Barkley's ball security is, ask Anthony what happened when he tried to force a fumble at the Mifflin Streak. If you want to hear the story or are bored and want to share prequel memes, follow @_anthonycolucci on Twitter or email him at [email protected]. All other requests and complaints should be directed to Onward State media contact emeritus Steve Connelly.

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Downtown

Onward State Presents: The Best State College Drunk Food Bracket, Round 4

Midnight seems hours away for Cinderella story Bradley's Cheesesteaks.

Tomfoolery

Lady Lions Found Accidentally Locked In The Bryce Jordan Center

After the Penn State women’s basketball team mysteriously disappeared following its loss in the Women’s NIT to Radford, we’ve finally made contact with the nearly forgotten Lady Lions.

Football

Visit SaquonBarkley.com To See The World’s Sketchiest Marketing Agency

Visit SaquonBarkley.com for sketchy marketing, "shoutouts" from celebrities, and literally nothing Saquon Barkley-related.

Athletics

Zain Retherford Wins Second Straight Hodge Trophy

Coming off a 31-0 senior season and his third consecutive NCAA title, Zain Retherford held onto his Hodge Trophy.

Sandusky Scandal

Barry Levinson Equates Anticipated Penn State Reaction To ‘Paterno’ To Students’ Riots

"How will they respond to [the film] if their emotions are going to play as opposed to some of the other ways to look at it in the cool light of day?"

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