What better way to celebrate a stellar rookie season than passing out some fat stacks to random strangers?
The University Park Undergraduate Association is currently accepting applications to fill its four (!) at-large representative vacancies.
"I've assured her this won't happen again and understand my actions last night come with consequences."
With Stevens down for the count in Orlando, the Nittany Lions will rely on redshirt freshman third-stringer Sean Clifford for any snaps McSorley doesn't take.